One Direction (Larry)
This is a bunch of stuff relating to Harry Styles being a Packers Fan, because he keeps wearing his Green Bay snapback and also tweeting Donald Driver and calling him sir and it’s pretty much causing the slow death of me and 100percentsassy. And hahah probably anyone else who is both a One Direction fan and a Packers fan. It’s hard to deal with!!! Really hard!
Anyway, I’m staring with what I think is the beginning. With the tattoo. Here it is:
So pretty!! God job Harry. Here is his explanation for why he got the tattoo, from the boys October 30th, 2012 Ustream with Scott Mills (at around 14:10):
This is for a friend of mine, an American friend, and his American football team is the Green Bay Packers, and that is their symbol. And we basically agree that if they won the next day, that I’d get this symbol tattooed but I didn’t have time the next day so I said “Are they gonna win?” and he said “Yeah, they’re definitely gonna win.” so I went and got it done that day before they played, watched the game the next day, and they lost.
As a Packers fan, I believe that the game he is referring to is the Packers’ January 15th, 2012 playoff loss to the New York Giants. Which still hurts to bring up. And as a One Direction fan, I believe that his friend he is referring to is Cal Aurand. Who grew up in Wisco, because he is awesome, and has always done a whole bunch of tweeting to Harry about the Pack. Including this fantastic pic he tweeted at the beginning of last season.
I remember seeing this out of the context of the tweet and being like, what???? a Green Bay blanket??? Why???? Why Harry??? What is happening? 1D makes me overly emotional, like everyday. 1D + Packers, it’s unreal.
So that stuff happened, but then it got worse because Harry started TWEETING THE PACKERS. Or the Packers started tweeting him.
First it was Donald Driver, one of the top 5 smilers in the world. Tweet:
Top 5, no question! Nice earrings, too. Love the double diamonds, always, weirdly. Anyway, so then a fan alerted Cal of this miraculous event:
Hahahah see, Cal loves Donald’s smile too, like any true Packers fan. Then, Harry responded.
This particular tweet is murder because of course everyone here in Wisconsin starting making up Packers Game Friend Seduction plans in our heads, that will never happen in a million years but we cannot let go of! (Maybe some fans started plotting actual seduction plans but not me, I believe in Larry. OTP of the Universe!!!)
And then the tweets from Harry about and to the Packers just kept coming.
Ouch, that niners one hurts. But fuck yeah we’re gonna win the superbowl next year!!!!
Hahaha there’s probably some stuff about Harry that Clay isn’t aware of. Also, “biggest human person I’ve ever seen.”??? Harry just wins twitter. outright, the whole thing all the time.
More murderous tweets:
Ok, and now for some pictures of Harry wearing Green Bay related stuff. T-shirt, April of 2013:
The stupid snapback, multiple times this summer:
Haahahahah look at that face. That’s why Harry is my favorite tied with Louis.
Just last night (7/8/12):
Ok, and also something EVEN WORSE happened. Because on June 15h Harry instagrammed a picture of himself wearing a cheesehead.
Does he ALWAYS have to look that good in shirts? Apparently yes. Anyway, then he carried it around for a while to be extra mean:
And then at the June 16th, 2013 concert in Louisville, he was wearing one again!!!!!
And it was hilarious for packers fans because it was being referred to as a “cheese hat”, in various places.
GRAND FINALE!!! Harry was recently photographed and recorded doing Aaron Rodgers’s touchdown victory celebration while playing football. Sometimes called “the belt”, others “the discount double check”, it is always the most awesome. Harry:
Then A. Rodg tweeted him about it because he wins at twitter too, not as hard as Harry, but still.
HURRAY, that is the end of this. Go Pack Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to anyone that reads this how fuzzy the tweets are. I am not very good at the internet.